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Zombie attack. Never gonna happen, right? If you think it's so unlikely, why are FEMA and the CDC suggesting preparedness guidelines in the event of a "zombie apocalypse?" As important as it may be to stock up on all the most important survival equipment and anti-zombie supplies—machete, anyone?—one of the simplest ways to keep your brains out of a zombie's mouth is to not be caught in the wrong place. Avoid these zombie traps, and you'll be fine. Probably.